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Talk Perfumes

I always find someone attractive not only in their physical appearance but their scent as well, though different people have different preferences when it comes to scent, some would like a strong scent, especially for men and those who one a feminine scent. There many different kinds of perfumes out in the market, even I myself find it hard to find the right perfume scent .Of course I have to think about the budget, it is really amazing to see perfumes more expensive than a car or equivalent. There are also perfumes that come from different celebrities which is also very popular. In Talk Perfume you can find diffrent kinds of perfume. You can choose from different varieties and you can assure of a high quality product.
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Funny Computer Quotes

“If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0″

“The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.”

“Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.”

“unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep” – my daily unix command list

“… one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.” – Robert Firth

“If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise.”

“The more I C, the less I see.”

“To err is human… to really foul up requires the root password.”

“After Perl everything else is just assembly language.”

“If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.”

“Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.”

“Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.”

“COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.”

“Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” — Michael Sinz

“There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.”

“640K ought to be enough for anybody.” – This is not humorous by itself; but in the context it’s a classic by Bill Gates in 1981

Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”

“Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer.” – Erik Naggum

“Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell.”

“SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.”

“Windows95: It’s like upgrading from Reagan to Bush.

“People say Microsoft paid 14M$ for using the Rolling Stones song ‘Start me up’ in their commercials. This is wrong. Microsoft payed 14M$ only for a part of the song. For instance, they didn’t use the line ‘You’ll make a grown man cry’.”

“I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly”

“A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light”

“The best accelerator available for a Mac is one that causes it to go at 9.81 m/s2.”

“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila”

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“To go forward, you must backup.”

“I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code”

“A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.”

“My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.”

“Better to be a geek than an idiot.”

“Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.”

“Geek’s favorite pickup line: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform? “

“Be nice to geeks when you’re in school, you might end-up working for one when you grow-up.”

“Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.”

“Evolution is God’s way of issuing upgrades.”

“The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.”

“It’s a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages.”

“The box said ‘Required Windows 95 or better’. So, I installed LINUX.”

“Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows.”

“once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of ‘hot xxx galore’.
While i clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
” ‘Tis not possible!”, i muttered, “give me back my free hardcore!”
quoth the server, 404.”

“Mac users swear by their Mac,
PC users swear at their PC.”

“Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.”

“Dating a girl is just like writing software. Everything’s going to work just fine in the testing lab (dating), but as soon as you have contract with a customer (marriage), then your program (life) is going to be facing new situations you never expected. You’ll be forced to patch the code (admit you’re wrong) and then the code (wife) will just end up all bloated and unmaintainable in the end.”

“Real men don’t use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies.” – Linus Torvalds

“There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don’t, and those that confuse it with binary.”

“If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.”

“It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.”

“I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: ‘Outlook not so good’. I said: ‘Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway’.”

“The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.”

“The term reboot comes from the middle age (before computers). Horses who stopped in mid-stride required a boot to the rear to start again. Thus the term to rear-boot, later abbreviated into reboot.”

“Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.”

“The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.”

“Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.”

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Golf Environment

Everytime I watch golf, I get the feeling not only with their shots but the environment as well, the well green grass and the clear blue skies made the sport such a popular among those who enjoy nature at its fullest, there are many golfkurse around the world, they have their own characteristics and it is unique according to their location and weather, there are different types range the course formation.

Golf can have both a positive and negative impact on the environment. The negative effects include carbon dioxide emissions generated by people travelling to and from the golf course, the use of fertiliser containing nitrogen and phosphorus causing eutrophication in nearby watercourses, pesticides leaching into watercourses and the ground water, high energy consumption and the generation of significant quantities of waste.

But these environmental problems can be reduced, provided that they are noted and incorporated into the planning process. The Nordic golf unions are ensuring that new knowledge is produced through research, and that this knowledge is used in the planning and maintenance of golf courses. The location and design of golf courses has an impact on the environment, and conflicts of interest may arise between the owners and those representing countryside and cultural values, residential development and open-air recreation. If environmental sustainability is considered at the planning stage, the negative impact can be reduced. Many areas of a course, e.g. water courses and woodland areas, can house a varied flora and fauna, and this can be encouraged further. Greens, tees and fairways can also become areas of great biodiversity through responsible management.

If you want to enhance your golfing skills, you got to have the right materials for the job, the Golfreisen Offers different kind of golf accessories and a chance to learn golf, it is not that bad because you will get a professional help from a golf trainer. It is good especially if you are having problems enhancing your golfing skills or just want to show of to your friends.

They also have this Golfshop that offers golfers with their choices of different golfing accessories and apparels , If you want to lift up your game to the highest level then you got to have the best gadgets and accessories to use

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Most Popular Blog Widgets

Blogging has never been so popular today and the need of spreading the news and your blog is getting popular these days, there are already many tools around there in promoting blogs and getting as much traffic as possible and one of the most popular tools are online/social bookmarking widgets and also help in the SERP.

Widgets work like displaying a particular post post/blog in a container that is related to your blog or topic, it is like an external link but it revolves around the blog/site with that particular widget, your site will post automatically to another site with the same widget depending on what community you are in or a member with.

These sites offer the most popular blog widgets today and most of all, they are free. (My preference).


1. Blogrush

Pros: This is one of the that dominate the widget market today, their services are good and generate good topic in terms of publishing blogs. It is easy to join and it is free. The blogs or links they generate are of good quality, It needs approval before it can be approved.

Cons: You cannot edit the widget layout, to few accessiblity to its fellow users, like communities, social bookmarkings. Few options to choose to promote in its members.

2. Blog Catalog

Pros: It is the most popular social networking site and widget today. Its growth is quite phenomenal. According to Alexa, BlogCatalog traffic has superseded Yahoo’s own MyBlogLog. BlogCatalog is currently ranked at 1,151 and an estimated to have 100,000 or more visitors. There are currently 73,000 blogs currently registered on BlogCatalog. It also has a PageRank of 7 which shows its authority on Google.

Cons: To many menus/buttons, confusing to beginners (sorry thats all I can say).


3. MyBlogLog

Pros: It is a social bookmarking that is getting popular fast and as result bought by google for 10 million dollars, It has a very good interface when it comes to customizing widgets and it is easy to use, a lot of traffic is also generated and has a lot of community to choose from

Cons: Its popularity is declining for unknown reasons, maybe the competition is getting rough or many are switching to other widgets, it is not as consistent as mentioned above. It is free but the features are not as full as the payed account.

Here you go, these are my list, there are still more out there and appearing in the web, it will help a lot in SEO your pages, just be careful in putting widgets as it may or sometimes affect the loading times of some blogs, but its still feasible if you want to have a high traffic in the blogosphere.

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Reality TV-Why can’t we stop watching

When people talk about television these days, they’re talking about Reality TV. It’s dominating the tube right now. We’ve got Survivor, Fear Factor etc, The Apprentice, The Amazing Race, American/Pinoy Idol, Pinoy Big Brother, Pinoy Dream Academy and many more.

Topics like who was picked by the Bachelor and who was dump by the Bachelorette, who was Hot and who was thrown off the Island. The viewing public’s fascination with these shows is growing at a rate matched only by the number of them in production.

But why reality? Whats behind the popularity and the boom. Here are the lists.

1. Money – “Theres no trick”, these shows are really cheap in terms of production. Say for example before the show “Friends” is one of the highest rated show on television, earning millions in advertising. But each of the six actors gets paid $1 million per episode compared to ‘Survivor’ gets ratings almost as high and doesn’t come with those costs.

2. We’re Voyeurs- these shows erased the boundaries between the public and the private. Anybody whose been deliberately eavesdropped on a conversation in a train or in a room or any places is going to relate to these shows “We’re a curious species I should say”

3. Genuinely Surprising – People get to be amazed the twist and turns in the show, especially when there are challenges or tests in the contestants or people in the show, it creates an adrenaline rush to viewer and wanting to wait and see what’s gonna happen next.

4. “thank-God-its-not-me” mentality- These shows can display a lot things and happenings which is particularly related to our daily lives, the dating aspect for example where , viewers can say they already been there but relieved that they are not the ones rejected or embarrassed themselves in national television.

Well, that’s for my list so far, I know there are other reasons behind the camera. But whether we like it or not, more of these types of shows are gonna be made and seen in the future.

Quote for the post – “Reality Bites”- jerminix

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Philippine Earthquake Tomorrow

This morning I’ve receive a text that there will be an Earthquake that will hit the Philippines tomorrow July 18, 2008. As usuall I am skeptical about the text (as if I’ve received enough pranks). I was intrigued because some of my friends told me the same thing and somehow they are certain that there will be an earthquake!.

I research the internet about it and found out that it is circulated through emails, A Brazilian psychic Jucelino Nóbrega da Luz has allegedly predicted that there will be a magnitude 8.1 earthquake (closely similar to China) will occur that will cause destruction and countless deaths.

“According to the e-mails being circulated, this psychic purportedly predicted, among others, Princess Diana’s death. His alleged prophesy has been posted and reposted in various blogs, inviting discussions about its authenticity.”-source(ABS-CBN)

Philippine Institute of Volcanology and Seismology (PHIVOLCS) did not believe the prediction and everyone warned not to believe immediately in this kind of predictions.

For me its just another person out there trying to have publicity and popularity, better not believe them immediately, rather, being prepared is not bad and the important is to pray for safety and protection and always trust HIS will for us.

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Watch Phone

WM2 is a newly watch, in it two characters can be noticed. Watch, as well as cell phone is present too. The watch has quad band GSM with a color screen and some more quality which make it striking to adapt, stereo Bluetooth and almost 5 hours of talk time. 1GB storage space is available , provide facility to store more favorite songs .At price of $ 471 of a piece , any one can acquire it , the gadget is first –class for phone calls and music listening.

It can be popular for those with light pockets (Literally who doesnt want to carry heavy metals in their hands like some cellphones. It is attractive for those who are always on the go in the fast pacing world without worrying what then time is as well as getting in touch with someone at the same time.

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Posting A Blog Topic

Originality is the keyword here, any topic you choose can be a topic of another blog, but the different thing here is creativity, it takes a single blogger to write his OWN opinion or ideas and It is rarely duplicated by anyone. I have seen blogs that are copied from other blogs as in word per word. It is okay to rephrase a certain topic or article but then you must add your own opinion or something to make it more active.

The great thing is that everyone and I mean anyone can comment or respond to your post (except when you change settings). But the purpose here is to show the world or internet world that you exist and there is always a story to tell and other opinions to that topic.

Who cares if the feedbacks/comments are bad and spam, some might send harsh or dirty words. It is all part of blog game. Credibiliy here is important . The originality or genuinity of a topic can establish you as a true blogger and can go far far away in the blogging realm.

My blog quote for the day. “Originality is next to blogliness”-jerminix

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Dial-up Connection Experience

Being online is very important to me this days as it is not only part of my work but rather a way of connection to my friends, classmates, cousins, fellow bloggers,n relatives and everyone I knew.

Of course, how the internet perform is very important, believe it or not, I am posting this blog right now using a Dial-up connection. I have this Dial-connection for more than five years, I didnt bother getting a DSL or Broadband Connection, It just that I get used to it.(at least I can still post to blogger), but I have been thinking in getting an DSL or Broadband. I dont know if it is worth it. I’m not fond of downloading videos or music, I only check my emails,blogs, and chat a bit. I dont really see it an urgency to have a very fast connection.

Come to think of it, this connection saved me lot of trouble especially in my student years (that wasn’t a long time ago you know). If it hadn’t for this connection, I wouldn’t have graduated in my computer course,right?…(“silence”),hmmm..okay, some might not agree with me…I know someday I’ve got to move on and transfer to more civilized way of connecting online (Im not that primitive looking you know..haha). I really would like to type/post more but my dial-up prepaid account is almost out, (damn limited internet). Anywayz, thats all for today, little quote for you. :-)

“Just be thankful of your internet connection even sometimes it stinks because there are people (like yours truly) who have slower internet connections than you” Bow

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Rapidshare Search

Sharing files has been very common for those who want to get information about certain things, the thing is that there are those who share false links , corrupted files or worst share a virus. That’s why I am very particular when searching for files online, I must make sure that the source of my downloaded files is trusted and known to many. Many websites today offer hosting for uploading files and share it online. So it is wise to choose the trusted site. It is very difficult to upload your files and getting corrupted in the process.

The Rapidshare Search is one of the most trusted file sharing today, not only their files are secured, you can also filter out your searches to required options. It is already proven and used by millions of users. You can find anything you want from movies, games, applications, softwares , wallpapers, designs and almost anything you can think.

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